A sign warning of seagulls that steal pies and drinks
Fantasy trinkets based on British culture and traditions. Tables for 100 British-Themed Fantasy Trinkets
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Trinkets based on British culture and traditions, from strange festivals to a subculture of buying rounds of drinks and things related to the garden.
For more names there is a Fantasy Trinkets generator at Chaos Gen. There is a pdf of these and more tables on Drive Thru RPG as British-Themed Fantasy Trinkets.
100 British-Themed Fantasy Trinkets
| d100 | British Fantasy Trinkets |
|---|---|
| 1 | A pair of puppets of prominent leaders, each wielding a stick |
| 2 | A painted garden ornament of a gnome on a toadstool |
| 3 | A glass globe displaying weather. Mainly grey, often rainy, rarely sunny |
| 4 | A key to a brightly-painted hut on a beach |
| 5 | A model of a circle of standing stones, with a smaller circle inside |
| 6 | A sign warning of seagulls that steal pies and drinks |
| 7 | A toy boat with several rowers inside it |
| 8 | A red jacket, from a famous regiment of soldiers |
| 9 | An illustrated guide to the correct way to make a cream tea |
| 10 | A tea strainer with initials of your grandmother (or grandfather) |
| 11 | A pouch of acorns |
| 12 | A crown of hawthorn and red berries |
| 13 | A small blue puzzle box, said to be larger on the inside |
| 14 | A square arcane device, with three metal pins on the front face |
| 15 | A necklace of pine cones |
| 16 | A portrait of an ugly ancestor, looking serious |
| 17 | A rock hard miner's pasty, being preserved for when it is truly needed |
| 18 | A jar of smelly black spread that your family loves and others hate |
| 19 | A small rusty watering can |
| 20 | A big bright wooden crown, obviously fake and painted bright yellow |
| 21 | A wreath of holly and ivy, used in a local festival |
| 22 | A ridiculous tall black hat |
| 23 | A leaflet on how to fit in and not make a fuss |
| 24 | A collection of pheasant feathers |
| 25 | A tin medal, given for bravery in a costly war |
| 26 | A thistle growing in a pot |
| 27 | A crude trophy, given for winning of a game played with a wooden bat |
| 28 | A tartan kilt, handed down from an old warrior hero |
| 29 | A collection of pieces of pottery and worthless coins from a bygone age |
| 30 | A stone from a famous wall, built by an ancient emperor |
| 31 | A badger pelt |
| 32 | A clump of thatch from your grandparent's hut roof |
| 33 | A toy serpent, based on an elusive monster that lives in a famous lake |
| 34 | A cutting of a plant, taken from a neighbour's garden |
| 35 | A ticket to an annual fish and chips contest |
| 36 | An amulet made of yew wood, in the shape of a rabbit |
| 37 | An outfit for a pantomime |
| 38 | A flag depicting beech trees |
| 39 | A book of pressed daffodils |
| 40 | Instructions on how to take good food and make it bland |
| 41 | A half-full bottle of blended whisky, aged 10 years |
| 42 | A cracked teapot, covered in faded painted foxes and chickens |
| 43 | An ornate cake slice |
| 44 | A beerstained guide to local taverns, with special deals highlighted |
| 45 | A battered flat cap with some straw poking out |
| 46 | A racquet for a strange sport played by nobility |
| 47 | A game where you design your own coat of arms |
| 48 | A brass charm, said to keep away squirrels |
| 49 | A figurine of an archer wearing a triangular green hat |
| 50 | Several caricatures of the most famous monarchs of the realm |
| 51 | A white handkerchief, embroidered with a laughing fox |
| 52 | A pouch of white chalk from a famous cliff |
| 53 | A list of guidelines on the etiquette of buying rounds of drinks |
| 54 | A jar of strong-tasting jam, with an indecipherable label |
| 55 | A log book for writing complaints, which is half-full |
| 56 | A chunk of wood, from a fishing boat that sunk with a cousin onboard |
| 57 | A smoking pipe with a matching notebook, with cryptic observations |
| 58 | A sprig of mistletoe |
| 59 | A doll of a famous monarch, made of a lead alloy |
| 60 | A cup with the face of an ancient queen, who lived many years |
| 61 | A collection of dried stinging nettles |
| 62 | A broken watch, that you won at a village fair |
| 63 | A single comfy red slipper |
| 64 | A pet robin, that flits around you, tilting its head as if listening |
| 65 | A wrapped-up cheese, from a festival with cheeses chased down a hill |
| 66 | A pair of pages of a theatre play by a legendary bard |
| 67 | A family recipe for leek soup |
| 68 | A flag with a proud red dragon, with one leg raised |
| 69 | A crude umbrella, that is useless in any kind of wind |
| 70 | A set of bagpipes with several punctures |
| 71 | A pack of cards, depicting rude version of famous nobles and monarchs |
| 72 | A well-used trowel, engraved with the initials of a grandparent |
| 73 | A wooden pub sign depicting an oak tree |
| 74 | A badge with the symbol of a legion, mysteriously lost in ancient times |
| 75 | An intricately carved wooden love spoon, given to your grandmother |
| 76 | An amulet in the shape of a squirrel, holding a sword and shield |
| 77 | A belt buckle said to have belonged to a villainous sheriff |
| 78 | A comedic tale of a noble who had six wives, and lost everything |
| 79 | A trio of horseshoes fixed together with rusty nails |
| 80 | A petrified breakfast with eggs, bacon, toast, sausages and mushrooms |
| 81 | A wooden figurine of a terrier, engraved with "A Small But Vicious Ratter" |
| 82 | A toy horse you found in a hollow oak tree |
| 83 | A cracked mug that's been in the family for generations |
| 84 | A pint glass with the name of a little known brewery etched into it |
| 85 | A leaflet proclaiming the best battered fish in the county |
| 86 | A dagger embedded in a stone, that none have been able to remove |
| 87 | A pouch of aromatic dried tea leaves |
| 88 | A silver penny depicting a woman on a chariot |
| 89 | A collection of wild berries, some of which may be edible |
| 90 | A recipe for a type of pudding that goes well with roast meat |
| 91 | A cheap-looking copper name plate for a house named "Manor Cottage" |
| 92 | A jar with the scent of honeysuckle |
| 93 | A wand made of hazel, decorated with dead leaves |
| 94 | A large conker on the end of a string |
| 95 | A collection of unidentified seeds, given to you by an aunt (or uncle) |
| 96 | A pair of wooden roses, one painted red and the other white |
| 97 | A brass medal, one of your grandparents "won" on a night out drinking |
| 98 | An inflated pig's bladder, used in a rough game with teams |
| 99 | A fur bag, said to be made from a wild haggis |
| 100 | A wooden sign asking people to queue in an orderly manner |
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